Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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