His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
and you fell through a lawn chair
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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