You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
the raccoons are back...
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