They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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