I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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