I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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