ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I want you more than these girls want KFC
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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