hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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