Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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