Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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