i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
