You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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