Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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