Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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