carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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