nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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