Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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