i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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