Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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