...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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