rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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