I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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