i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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