I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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