Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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