Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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