He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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