That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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