I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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