Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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