respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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