If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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