We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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