i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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