Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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