I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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