its not stalking. its research.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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