he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We are all done wearing pants today
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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