shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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