You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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