i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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