Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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