I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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