smell my finger.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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