dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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