I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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