i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
