Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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