Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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