I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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