A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You made out with two different species that night
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
