Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You left your phone here
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