But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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