I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
