I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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