Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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